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A few camping observations:
- You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.
- A
potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. However, a potato baked in the coals for three hours
makes an excellent hockey puck.
- The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
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Check the washing instructions before purchasing any apparel to be warn camping. Buy only those that read "Beat on a rock
in stream."
- The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does
absolutely nothing for the eagle.
- It actually IS entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding
mountain road behind a large motor home.
- Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The
tricky part is getting them on the bears.
- In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle
a snoring tent mate.
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